Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Mandalay Bay Room Reservation - Code Name: Man Ram

The Texas Rangers have recently released Manny Ramirez, and in honor of his three-week stint in Round Rock, BZA has announced a room reserved in his honor.

Code Name : Man Ram is a deluxe room located at Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino. Features include up to two beds in a room not to exceed 550 square feet. Windows allow for a view of something, be it a mountain, a pool, the Las Vegas Strip, or Eliza Dushku.  

Reserved on behalf of Neil L, you can treat yourself to four nights of luxury for the low price of $83.00.

Contact BZA if you would like to reserve a spot by mentioning Code Name: Man Ram.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Dollar Coins are In! Pam Sure to be Happy!

For those of you who want dollar coins for the upcoming trip, I just received a shipment.

This year's featured president is Theodore Roosevelt.

 

Fun facts about TR:

  • His likeness is on Mount Rushmore.
  • He legalized gambling in Nevada.
  • He invented the dual-lens reading glass with string grip.
  • He was the uncle and grandfather of Woodrow Wilson.
Golden coins can be a terrific investment. They are guaranteed not to lose value in relation to paper dollars. If you would like to purchase golden coins for your trip, leave a message below.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Baccarat

Want to make money in Vegas? Simply walk up to a baccarat table and say, "I want to play baccarat!"



Standard baccarat table. Notice the lack of players.

Wait, you say you've never played baccarat? Why not? It has one of the lowest house advantages of all casino games, and there is no strategy to learn.

Simply sit at the table, and place a bet on the banker. Then, sit back and watch as you nearly double your money just over half of the time.

Baccarat is played with six or eight decks of cards, no jokers. Aces are worth one, 2-9 are worth their face value, and 10, J, Q, and K are all worth zero. Two cards are dealt face up to both the "Player" and the "Banker". After the cards are dealt, their values are added together, dropping the tens digit if necessary (a six and a seven would total up to three). If either the player's or the banker's total is eight or nine, the game ends immediately, and the dealer pays the bets of the winning side.

If neither the player nor the banker total eight or nine, a third card may be dealt based on a predetermined set of rules. These rules are confusing, but the key is to note that the bettor does not make any decisions.
  • If Player has an initial total of 0–5, he draws a third card. If Player has an initial total of 6 or 7, he stands.
  • If the banker total is 2 or less, then the banker draws a card, regardless of what the player's third card is.
  • If the banker total is 3, then the bank draws a third card unless the player's third card was an 8.
  • If the banker total is 4, then the bank draws a third card if the player's third card was 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
  • If the banker total is 5, then the bank draws a third card if the player's third card was 4, 5, 6, or 7.
  • If the banker total is 6, then the bank draws a third card if the player's third card was a 6 or 7.
  • If the banker total is 7, then the banker stands.
After all cards are dealt, the dealer pays the bets of the winning side; if there is a tie, then the bet is a push.

Difficult to remember? That's why your job is to bet on "Banker" and sit back.


If you get a zero, yell "Baccarat!" Other players will eventually leave.

The banker wins 46 times out of 100 hands, the player wins 44.5 times, and there is a tie 9.5 times. Because of the banker advantage, the house charges a commission of 5% of any winnings from betting on the banker.

Overall expected return on betting "Banker" in baccarat is 98.94%. What if you bet player? Well, stay tuned for a later article that discusses why betting "Player" is the better bet.

WARNING: It takes about ten seconds to deal a baccarat hand. Don't plan on staying for very long.




Friday, August 2, 2013

Deal of the Day : Comedy on Deck Grand Canyon Tour


The second of many can't miss Vegas Groupon deals is the Comedy on Deck Grand Canyon Tour!

Now is your chance to buy a ticket... or five! Or eight!

Highlights are bound to include:

  • Irish Car Bombs
  • Flip Cup
  • Beer Pong
  • Duck Duck Goose
  and this is all before you even decide not to make the 6:30 am pickup time at Excalibur.

Actual warning from Groupon: "This is not a comedy tour."

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Scene of Grand Canyon - seen from the bus tour or from the window seat of the Southwest Airlines jet.

http://www.groupon.com/deals/comedy-on-deck-tours-6

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Could you be the FASTEST BZA in Vegas?

 

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Vegas is known for it's fast women, booze, and money. But let us not forget about one of the most treasured of all the fast moving things in Vegas:  Go Karts.

If you are looking for a reason to get out of the casino and get off the strip for a few hours during the trip, what better way than a few competitive laps in a 50 mph Go Kart.  Trade paint, and maybe a few colorful words, as we find out who the fastest BZA in Vegas is.  With this limited time remaining deal you can save big by purchasing a racing package through GROUPON Vegas.  

Choose from Three Options:

  • $25 for three same-day go-kart races for one (a $65 value)*
  • $45 for three same-day go-kart races for two (a $130 value)*
  • $80 for three same-day go-kart races for four (a $260 value)*

To get the details follow this link: http://www.groupon.com/deals/fast-lap-las-vegas-10

Leave your feedback in the comments below if you'd like to compete for the title of fastest BZA in Vegas.

Small Legal Print,  Not my fault if you don't read it
*Additional 2 dollar charge for headsock if not providing your own helmet. Offer not Valid on Saturday. Must be at least 4 foot 3 tall.

Purchase is most definitely necessary  Not valid where prohibited. Offer not valid for friends or family members of owners, workers, homeless men hanging outside, people that don't like Go Karts, or people that just don't like fun in general.  Must be old enough to operate a go cart while under mild influence of lingering alcohol from the night before/severe hangover.  Might have to take a breathalyzer before being allowed to drive if you've partied too hard. 

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

BZA Vegas 2013 Lineup Announced!

Stay tuned for the upcoming brochure and blog posts for more info regarding BZA Vegas 2013.